Defend marriage against what? Aliens?

  Defend marriage against what? Love?

  Defend marriage against what? Liberty?

  Defend marriage against what? Hackers?

  Defend marriage against what? Relevance? 

  Defend marriage against what? Outsourcing? 

  Defend marriage against what? Unemployment?

  Defend marriage against what? Scandal?

  Defend marriage against what? WMD?

  Defend marriage against what? Terrorists?

  Out Karl Rove!

  Out Dr. Dobson!

  Out Gary Bauer!

  Out Ken Starr!

  Out Donald Rumsfeld!

  Out Dick Cheney!

  Out Tom DeLay!

  To thine own selves be true.

  I've embraced my fat. You should too!

  In denial.

  Lose the weight, then hit on me.

  Lose, then cruise.

  Do you know where your exercise bike is?