Stop involving me in your family feud!

  Play nice!

  The U.S. is your homeland. Let the Palestinians have it!

  Remind me again the purpose of a homeland.

  Remind me again the purpose of a holy city. 

  God seek our forgiveness?

  How conveeeeeenient.

  function getReal( )

  t = __

  Is a world with no ________ really scary?

  So how scary is a world with no ________?

  Billions and billions

  So like...why exactly are you still Jewish?

  So like...why exactly are you still Muslim?

  So like...why exactly are you still Christian?

  So like...why exactly are you still _______?

  Cut along dotted line.

  A Hymn of Hope

  Traffic sign: Iconoclast working

  Traffic sign: Do not believe

  Traffic sign: Please don't feed the pigeons

  Traffic sign: No sacred cows

  Avraham's hometown was in what is now Iraq?

  Face it: Avraham was ready to kill his son.

  Face it: Jesus masturbated.

  Face it: Pat Robertson hears voices in his head.

  Face it: Muhammad heard voices in his head.

  Face it: Joseph Smith heard voices in his head.

  Face it: A trinket seller came up with feng shui.

  Jane! Stop this crazy thing!

  Now will you flow away?

  So...what exactly does stagnant chi look like?