Do you know where your condoms are? 

  Tie those tubes! (Men's)

  Tie those tubes! (Women's)

  Do you think we could squeeze in one more?

  Traffic sign: Do not procreate

  If they required parent's licenses...

  PWL is a felony in this state.

  Stupid people have an average of 4 children.

  Whoever makes the most babies WINS! 

  Okay, democracy doesn't work either.

  Mercury, Venus, Dopey, Mars.

  Having children because children bring luck...

  Okay, who slimed the gene pool?

  Stupid people keep back 200 ft. 

  SUV: Sheep Uniformity Vehicle

  I wish I were as simple and happy as you.

  Think. 

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